Lara Croft - Tomb Raider

Ok, let's start off by saying this, "I hate the Tomb Raider video games". We can also say this, "I think it's very lame that the only way they would even think people would go see this movie is by putting a large breasted woman with guns as the heroine." Now that that is out of my system, let's talk about this movie. It's a good thing that my boss had me take this movie home for free to check and see if it was scratched (a customer complained that it started skipping toward the end) or I wouldn't have even thought about plucking this movie from the shelf, even though I get the movies for free.

My theories were right nontheless. The large breasted heroine didn't have very good acting skills, or many chances to even use them, and did mindless attacks on the bad guys like using her Aston-Martin as a ramp for her motorcycle (can we say 'no-one is that rich'). Anyway, if you are looking for my advice, don't rent this movie unless you've seen absolutely everything else in the store.

Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 100 MIN

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