Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones

Hooray for George Lucas for give Jar-Jar minimal appearances in this film. Now that that is out of the way I can continue with my pleased review of Star Wars Episode II. They cut Jango Fett's head off!!! Oh my God!!! (Did I just ruin it for you?) Before all of this though there is a plot that unfolds with a vertically scrolling barrage of yellow words telling us of some more dastardly doings of the evil dark side people. Damn The Dark Side!!! Quit being so... DARK. Anywho, a guy named Count Dooku (we'll call him Dooky for short) makes a huge army of battle droids (some are the same from Episode I and some are newer models) and plans to overrun the Jedi Council, but little does he know that a Jedi placed an order for a HUGE army of Jango Fett clones ten years prior to Dooky's attack plans (muahah for the Jedi). And without saying anymore stuff to ruin the movie for you, I'll say this... YODA FRICKIN' BOUNCES OFF THE WALLS!!! YODA4LIFE FOOL!!!

Rated: PG Running Time: 142 MIN

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